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	[A guy walks into a bar and sits dow...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[Joe tells his wife he is heading ou...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[25 Signs that you may have had too ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A drunk gets up from the bar and he...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[There was a guy in a bar one night ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A man walks into the front door of ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A guy is sitting at a bar in a skys...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[One night in the small bar, the bar...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[So two jumper cables walk into a ba...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A guy walks into a bar and asks for...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A black, a Rabbi, a Pollock, a blon...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A guy walks into a bar and says, "B...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A man walks into a bar and tells th...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A drunk staggers into a bar and say...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A cowboy walks into a saloon bar an...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A guy walks into a bar and orders a...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A man walks in to a bar and orders ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[There was a Jew and a Chinese sitti...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A blonde waitress goes into work on...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[These two guys walk into a bar and ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[Why did the blonde get on the roof ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[Two flies walk into a bar and order...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A man stomps into a bar, obviously ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A man walks into a bar and starts p...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A fellow decides to take off early ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A drunk walked into a tavern, sat d...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[An Englishman, American, and Irishm...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked in...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[An Indian scouting party captures a...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel get...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A chicken walks into a bar. The...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dw...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A white guy named Joe falls madly i...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[An obviously intoxicated gentleman ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A bear walks into a bar and asks fo...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[There was this guy that walked into...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A lady walks into a lesbian bar and...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A guy walks into a bar, sits down, ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A penguin walks into a bar, he goes...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A three-foot midget walks into a ba...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A guy walks into a bar where there ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[In the north of Australia is a plac...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[These two hunters enter the bar eve...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A man walks into a bar and orders a...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A guy walks in to a bar with his do...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A hippopotamus walks into a bar and...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[There is legend that goes like this...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A man walks into a pub, goes up to ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[Two penguins walk into a bar...a th...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[There is this bear, right, and he w...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A short man walks in to the bar and...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[Two blondes walk into the bar....Yo...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[The Lawyer and the Blonde A lawyer ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A five-dollar bill walks into a bar...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[This fly goes into a bar one day, a...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop wal...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[This duck walks into a bar and the ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[This guy walks into a bar with a fr...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A guy walks into a bar and sees a d...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A guy walks into a bar and the bart...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A blind man walks into a bar with a...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A baby seal walks into a bar and si...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A pony walks into a bar and says "B...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A man walks into a bar with a metal...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[A man walks into a bar with a roll ...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[Q: What does snoop use wash his car...] Posted on 2009-07-13 by MARK	Note N/A

	[24 hours in a day...24 beers in a c...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[All this beer and only one mouth] Posted on 2009-06-01 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[When I read about the evils of drin...] Posted on 2009-06-01 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[I would kill everyone in this room ...] Posted on 2009-06-01 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Beer is proof that God loves us and...] Posted on 2009-06-01 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[They who drink beer will think beer] Posted on 2009-06-01 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Great people talk about ideas, aver...] Posted on 2009-06-01 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Dignity is one thing that cannot be...] Posted on 2009-06-01 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Booze is the answer. Does anyone re...] Posted on 2009-06-01 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker.] Posted on 2009-06-01 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[I drink to make other people intere...] Posted on 2009-05-26 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A beer delayed is a beer denied.] Posted on 2009-05-26 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[I never drink water. Fish fuck in it] Posted on 2009-05-26 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[My brother went to the doctor. He s...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Absolut impotence] Posted on 2009-02-13 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Need cash] Posted on 2009-01-15 by 7HEAVEN	Note 100.0

	[Worms It was the first day of Bi...] Posted on 2009-01-12 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[A neutron walks into a bar; he asks...] Posted on 2009-01-10 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[The alcohol trouble During gramm...] Posted on 2009-01-06 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Boire ou brushing... Il faut choisi...] Posted on 2008-12-17 by DEGLINGO	Note N/A