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	[Bad bad dog...] Posted on 2010-02-13 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A....] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Q. Why was Santa's little helper de...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Never mind the star - get those cam...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Mummy, here's your Christmas presen...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[How does santa begin a joke? "This...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[What do you get if you cross a cat ...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[What did Santa get when he crossed ...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[What goes ho, ho, ho, plop? Santa ...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[The most sadistic Christmas present...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughn...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Who used to take presents to the fa...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Steve: What's your father getting f...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[I don't care who you are, get those...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[What do you call Santa's helpers? ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[What do gorillas sing at Christmas?...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Just before Christmas, an honest po...] Posted on 2009-02-12 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were...] Posted on 2009-02-12 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Two young boys were spending the ni...] Posted on 2009-02-12 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[There was once a great czar in Russ...] Posted on 2009-02-12 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Santa Claus brings poor Rudolph to ...] Posted on 2009-02-12 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Christmas - a holiday during which ...] Posted on 2009-02-12 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I wish you a Merry Christmas And a...] Posted on 2009-02-12 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Joe: Did you get many Christmas pre...] Posted on 2009-02-12 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Fred: What kind of Christmas did yo...] Posted on 2009-02-12 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Father: Did you see Father Christma...] Posted on 2009-02-12 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[A 4-year-old boy was asked to give ...] Posted on 2009-02-07 by FLASH	Note N/A

	[Santa's New Contract For 2000 A new...] Posted on 2009-02-07 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Santa Claus needed a vacation. He d...] Posted on 2009-02-07 by JACK	Note N/A

	[The Crist family worked at a zoo. E...] Posted on 2009-02-07 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets ...] Posted on 2009-02-07 by JACK	Note N/A

	[What do you call a man who claps hi...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Where do snowmen dance? At a snowb...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by JACK	Note N/A

	[If you have a fear of Santa Claus c...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Every Christmas I get a horrendous ...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by JACK	Note N/A

	[The Twelve Bugs of Christmas For t...] Posted on 2009-01-20 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Night before Christmas - The Night ...] Posted on 2009-01-18 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Chemistry Christmas 'Twas the ni...] Posted on 2009-01-16 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Stooop!!!] Posted on 2009-01-14 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Stop messin' with my head] Posted on 2009-01-13 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Steal Xmas] Posted on 2009-01-13 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Satan Claus] Posted on 2009-01-13 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Military Christmas 'Twas the nig...] Posted on 2009-01-06 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Represent Christmas Three men di...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Why Santa's Asking For A Raise ...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Why Hanukkah Is Better Than Christm...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Christmas Morning Wifesaver Breakfa...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Christmas Poem From The Pennsylvani...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Christmas Ornaments Customer at ...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Christmas At Rock-Away Rest 'Twa...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Wonder Where I Am - (sung like the ...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Which Is Best? Should the tree b...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[When Christmas Was Not So Great ...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[What Reindeer Talk About During The...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[What To Say About The "Special" Chr...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Now He Knows About Santa I figur...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Tough Year This has been a tough...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[The Night Before Christmas (in lega...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Signs Santa Has Marriage Problems ...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[More Bah!!! Humbug!!!! A list of...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Biology Christmas THE NIGHT BEFO...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[A Mad Scientist Christmas Twas t...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Stealing Presents It is Christma...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Save Or Give? Helping me sort cl...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Do You Know Santa's True Profession...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Rats! The children's Christmas c...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Psychological Christmas Songs ...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Pie Filling I had already made f...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[One Day After Christmas It's one...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Things A Department Store Santa Doe...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Name That Christmas Tune The fol...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	['Twas The Night Before Christmas .....] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Remebering Why Christmas Is Celebra...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Merry Christmas From The Legal Depa...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Little Known Christmas Facts Sai...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Kids' Interpretations of Christmas ...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Kindergarden Nativity Play When ...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[A group of first graders got togeth...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[A boy was born on December 25. When...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Kids 'n Christmas The night my a...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Q: What does Santa call his wife at...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Holler Day Season At the typical...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I Got Breakfast! I try to be cre...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Cowboys' Night Before Christmas by ...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Christmas Laws If it doesn't run...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Can't Santa Spell? Why did Santa...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Can I Go See? "Mom, can I go dow...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[A Politically Correct Christmas Sto...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Hello? RSPCA?] Posted on 2009-01-02 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Did anyone water the tree?] Posted on 2009-01-02 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[They already got one!] Posted on 2009-01-02 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[This little computer can navigate m...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[After burning is ass] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I wonder what Santa has brought me...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dum...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dum...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Hangover] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Christm........whack!] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Where icicles come from] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Don Vito Corleone... Santa] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[As usual, on arrival...] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Snipper...] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Santa Borg] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Frosty su...] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Avoid the rush] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A practical joke involving jello ...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Santa parks his sleigh] Posted on 2008-12-22 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Santa's bodyguards] Posted on 2008-12-22 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[The Christmas airport It was a f...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Book of records] Posted on 2008-12-17 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Hands up] Posted on 2008-12-16 by POPEYETTE	Note N/A

	[Santa! Your warm milk] Posted on 2008-12-16 by LEBOULET	Note N/A

	[Vote 4 Santa] Posted on 2008-12-16 by POPEYETTE	Note 100.0

	[Because it's my star, buck] Posted on 2008-12-16 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Terrorism & Santa] Posted on 2008-12-16 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Drop that sack !] Posted on 2008-12-16 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[My Christmas Emails My Christm...] Posted on 2008-12-15 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[The Fucking Night Before Christmas,...] Posted on 2008-12-15 by MANGO	Note 100.0

	[Ken's Christmas List! Ken c/o ...] Posted on 2008-12-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Barbie's Christmas List! Barbie ...] Posted on 2008-12-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Rob a snowman] Posted on 2008-12-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[The Byte Before Christmas 'Twas...] Posted on 2008-12-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Sexual Harassment] Posted on 2008-12-15 by MANGO	Note 100.0

	[Rudolf red nose] Posted on 2008-12-15 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[You've been really bad] Posted on 2008-12-15 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rend...] Posted on 2008-12-15 by POPEYETTE	Note N/A

	[Missing...] Posted on 2008-12-15 by GERVAIS	Note 100.0