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	[Chuck Norris never hides, he only s...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Noris caught all 150 pokemon ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris lost his virginity bef...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If Chuck Norris were an Olympic ath...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris uses all seven letters...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you come home to find Chuck Norr...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Contrary to popular belief, George ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank ac...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Microsoft has released a new Anti-v...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pic...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The reason newborn babies cry is be...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Life is like a box of chocolates. Y...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris gave cats nine lives s...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris was sending an email o...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The most effective form of suicide ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note 100.0

	[Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is allowed to talk abo...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The only thing we have to fear is f...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you see Chuck Norris crying he w...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not teabag the la...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A Handicap parking sign does not si...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris got in touch with his ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris has to sort his laundr...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If it looks like chicken, tastes li...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 1...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once went on Celebrity...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Little kids enjoy lighting ants on ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can divide by zero.] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris sends in his taxe...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you try to introduce your mother...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Leading hand sanitizers claim they ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not know where yo...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Most men are OK with their wives fa...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you can see Chuck Norris, he can...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If Chuck Norris is late, time bette...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The chief export of Chuck Norris is...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris frequently donates blo...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris thought up some of the...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note 100.0

	[Chuck Norris once visited the Virgi...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not hunt because ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Ford Trucks have a new Chuck Norris...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris puts the fist in pacif...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' alarm clock plays Bil...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[America didn't win the American Rev...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note 0.0

	[The clock on Chuck Norris' VCR prog...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A waitress at a Outback accidentall...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[There is only one known cure for le...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris turned the " Church of...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teet...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' calendar goes straigh...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The Original Name For the game "Str...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' action figure has sle...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris's girlfriend once aske...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note 0.0

	[Outer space exists because it's afr...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[There is no theory of evolution. Ju...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that sm...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn¦t wear a watch, ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[""Chuck Norris has already been to ...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't see dead peopl...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Meat now comes in four grades, Sele...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Blitzkreig actually translates to "...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris only masterbates to pi...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Vampires and Chuck Norris have a sy...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When the Boogeyman goes to sleep ev...] Posted on 2009-06-27 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris is ready to wake ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris likes long walks on th...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When somebody yells "Last one in is...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The speed of light was instituted b...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is so bad he makes vir...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not know about th...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris's sweat has burned hol...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[For every movie about Vietnam starr...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris wears Orion's Belt aro...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	["One time I was with Norris in the ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't own a can open...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[A man once asked Chuck Norris if hi...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris CAN in fact 'raise the...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris invented all 32 letter...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Proponents of higher-order theories...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Whoever said "only the good die you...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once created a flameth...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[For Chuck Norris, every street is "...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris enjoys a good practica...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Most tough men eat nails for breakf...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[After taking a steroids test doctor...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris was born, the onl...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Archeologists in India recently unc...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris has to use a stunt dou...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Lightning never strikes twice in on...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[In Desert Storm the reason why the ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[There are four legal methods of exe...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The United States could save billio...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[You can lead a horse to water but c...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris could shoot someone an...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Scientists believe the world began ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[No matter what your mother always s...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris spits out waterme...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not follow fashio...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris wa...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[If you gave Chuck Norris a typewrit...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can have his cake AND ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Some people get lucky and kill two ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris was once asked to repe...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris looks in the mirr...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' beard hair is believe...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Cars were invented to have a faster...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Some people say that Chuck Norris i...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoy...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can dribble a football...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris won a pissing contest ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris speaks in all caps. ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris CAN in fact stop the b...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of m...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris invented the apple. ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not have chest ha...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU. ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not love Raymond....] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' paradise is war. C...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow. ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he ho...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Einstein's original Theory of Relat...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not dance.He roun...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The only reason the color pink stil...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The moon is actually a comet that w...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once played 18 holes o...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Niagra Falls is the result of one o...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' smile once brought a ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Contrary to popular belief the Lott...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[They were going to release a Chuck ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris has never been accused...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[TNT was originally developed by Chu...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The Manhattan Project was not inten...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once participated in t...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Diamonds are not, despite popular b...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The phrase 'break a leg' was origin...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris wipes his ass with cha...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once got into a fight ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[A man once taunted Chuck Norris wit...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Count from one to ten. That's how l...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris knows the last digit o...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris originally wrote the f...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The term "Cleveland Steamer" got it...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris crossed the road. No o...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck No...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Only Chuck Norris can prevent fores...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[There are only two things that can ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't actually write...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Scientists have estimated that the ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can't finish a "color ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Some people like to eat frogs' legs...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris got a perfect score on...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once walked down the s...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can piss into gale for...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Scientists in Washington have recen...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[In the original pilot for Star Trek...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris eats transformer toys ...] Posted on 2009-06-12 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[A movie scene depicting Chuck Norri...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[If Chuck Norris wants your opinion,...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse ki...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris sold his soul to the d...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is his own line at the...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The word 'Kill' was invented by Chu...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[For undercover police work, Chuck N...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Every time Chuck Norris smiles, som...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuc...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[A man once claimed Chuck Norris kic...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce ins...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris was banned from compet...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Ven...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[In the medical community, death is ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris has never been in a fi...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[There are two types of people in th...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[If you were somehow able to land a ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris knows everything there...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[MacGyver immediately tried to make ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Jack Bauer tried to use his detaile...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[70% of a human's weight is water. 7...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Sticks and stones may break your bo...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Human cloning is outlawed because i...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' first job was as a pa...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Saddam Hussein was not found hiding...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffe...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[In 1990, Chuck Norris founded the n...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can taste lies. Chu...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off o...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the milit...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Give a man a fish, and you will fee...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When chuck Norris does division, th...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Coroners refer to dead people as "A...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not have to answe...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The truth will set you free. Unless...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Contrary to popular belief, the Tit...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris got his drivers licens...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[In a fight between Batman and Darth...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once went skydiving, b...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turn...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Before each filming of Walker: Texa...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not b...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[A picture is worth a thousand words...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it t...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Newton's Third Law is wrong: Althou...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[It is scientifically impossible for...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[It is believed dinosaurs are extinc...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not own a house. ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Industrial logging isn't the cause ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris built a time machine a...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris smells what the Rock i...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trai...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Little known medical fact: Chuck No...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The Bermuda Triangle used to be the...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The show Survivor had the original ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When you're Chuck Norris, anything ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris invented water. Chu...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[One time while sparring with Wolver...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[If paper beats rock, rock beats sci...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris says "More cowbel...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The Bible was originally titled "Ch...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Most boots are made for walkin'. Ch...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[On the set of Walker Texas Ranger C...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris recently had the idea ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimat...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris's show is called Walke...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris invented a language th...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

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	[Chuck Norris won super bowls VII an...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

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	[It's widely believed that Jesus was...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[If, by some incredible space-time p...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Ger...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

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	[Chuck Norris once ate an entire bot...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

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	[Chuck Norris invented his own type ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Aliens do exist. They're just waiti...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents ev...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can sneeze with his ey...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for t...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can kill two stones wi...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

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	[Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[After much debate, President Truman...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[There is no chin behind Chuck Norri...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is the reason why Wald...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris does not "style" his h...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When the Boogeyman goes to sleep ev...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris invented black. In fac...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[There are no races, only countries ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris played Russian Roulett...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[A high tide means Chuck Norris is f...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Simply by pulling on both ends, Chu...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is responsible for Chi...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Most people have 23 pairs of chromo...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris goes to donate bl...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[In an average living room there are...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Time waits for no man. Unless that ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is not hung like a hor...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once shot down a Germa...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabb...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his cloth...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is the only man to eve...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[There is no theory of evolution, ju...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Frie...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris drives an ice cream tr...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When his martial arts prowess fails...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Scientists used to believe that dia...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[God offered Chuck Norris the gift t...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't worry about ch...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris knows where Carmen San...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Pee Wee Herman got arrested for mas...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Once a grizzly bear threatened to e...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[If Chuck Norris is late, time bette...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Rudolph has a red nose because he g...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[If you have five dollars and Chuck ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once kicked a baby ele...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[If you can see Chuck Norris, he can...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres s...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weig...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. Thi...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When the Boogeyman goes to sleep ev...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Anytime someone is elected presiden...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[The Sherman tank was originaly call...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is expected to win gol...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris t...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris was the fourth wise ma...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris discovered a new theor...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris can hit you so hard th...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris is the only human bein...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is bas...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Someone once tried to tell Chuck No...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris originally appeared in...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[A Handicapped parking sign does not...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Contrary to popular belief, Chuck N...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris's girlfriend once aske...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris doesn't have normal wh...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris found out about Conan ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once went to a frat pa...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris once threated to sue B...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris ente...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Contrary to popular belief, Chuck N...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris went looking for a bar...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris invented a language th...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris owns the greatest poke...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Filming on location for Walker: Tex...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Ri...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris never cries, because o...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[A Handicap parking sign does not si...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday ...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When observing a Chuck Norris round...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[When Chuck Norris played golf for m...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[In fine print on the last page of t...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris built a time machine a...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[Chuck Norris sold his soul to the d...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A

	[A blind man once stepped on Chuck N...] Posted on 2009-06-11 by SPIDER	Note N/A