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	[A bear walks into a bar in Billings...] Posted on 2009-08-15 by HYPE	Note N/A

	[Don't drink and drive. You might hi...] Posted on 2009-05-26 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What is the difference between amer...] Posted on 2009-03-27 by JONA	Note N/A

	[A man came back from a party very d...] Posted on 2009-02-24 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[A drunken man at a party went up to...] Posted on 2009-02-24 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[A woman walked into a bar carrying ...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	['Twas the Pig Fair last September. ...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[I was in the city the other day, wh...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Everyone has to believe in somethin...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	["I'm not under the alkafluence of i...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[There's this drunk guy who decides ...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A man walks out of a bar totally ha...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	["Surely you're not going to drive t...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	["I'm not under the alkafluence of i...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[I don't have a drinking problem. I...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Everybody should believe in somethi...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila ...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk! ...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[I'm not as think as you drunk I am.] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[The drunker I sit here, the longer ...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Two drunks were staggering home one...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A drunk was brought before the cour...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[I'm not a steady drinker - my hand ...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A bear went into a bar and ordered ...] Posted on 2009-02-02 by JACK	Note N/A

	[This guy walks into a bar for the f...] Posted on 2009-02-02 by JACK	Note N/A

	[This guy walks into a bar, carrying...] Posted on 2009-02-02 by JACK	Note N/A

	[There were these two strings walkin...] Posted on 2009-02-02 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A dyslexic man walked into a bra.] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A cheese sandwich goes into a bar a...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A guy runs in a bar and he asks the...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Who said beer won't make you smarte...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A man walks into a bar and asks, 'D...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[One night after closing time a bar ...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A duck walks into bar, Duck: got ...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A horse walks into a bar, he sits d...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A man walks into a bar and asks the...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A pie walks into a bar and asks the...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[I was out drinking in a bar last ni...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[What do you call a woman who goes i...] Posted on 2009-02-01 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Human post-it] Posted on 2009-01-14 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Renee Descartes walks into a bar, t...] Posted on 2009-01-10 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[This morning i forgot my way to the...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Some yogurt visits a local bar T...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[This tells me that I must be drunk ...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[The number twelve goes to a bar ...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Two men walked into a bar You wo...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[My girlfriend is out in the car ...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[I only ordered a double I walked...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Top ten signs that you are too drun...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[A pirate at the local bar discusses...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[There is a monkey in the bar A m...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which ...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[I get so drunk that I imagine thing...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[The wife is not speaking to me A...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Who keeps saying those things? A...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[I know you were drunk yesterday ...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Some very common traits in two drun...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[I bet I can bite both of my eyes ...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Bad luck finding a place to hide ...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[I think I'll try a nicer approach ...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Someone stole things from me A d...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[A drunk orders himself a beer A ...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[How drunk are you? Official drinkin...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[I'm trying to prove a point A ma...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Driving home very drunk It seems...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[I'll trust you that you paid A m...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Drink fault-finding guide A solu...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[This pill allows you to fly A ma...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Free drinks for everyone One nig...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Who gave you those black eyes? A...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[If she went out with me A man ha...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[The wife is not speaking to me O...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[A brain goes to a local bar A br...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I don't owe anything for this drink...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I am afraid of that tarmac A mot...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[A golf club visits a local bar A...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Does your dog bite? A man walks ...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Three vampires go to a bar Three...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Where is this bus going? A drunk...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[A very depressed man There's a m...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Female hormones in beer Yesterda...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[A man takes the ferry home from wor...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[A seal visits a local bar A seal...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[They are stopped by the police J...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I'm just trying to be helpful A ...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[The story of a very short man A ...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[You can't bring that dog in this ba...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[The customs of an Irishman An Ir...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[What causes people to have arthriti...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[A bet made at the local bar A ma...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[He is a very fast drinker A man ...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I have a magical dancing duck A ...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[A neutron at a bar A neutron wal...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Reasons to allow drinking at work ...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Newly issued alcohol warnings Th...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[A nun arrives at the local bar J...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Making a bet at a bar Two guys w...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[You looked a lot like my wife A ...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[I didn't get any money this time ...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Arriving home very drunk A man i...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Who can say this sentence? The T...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Looking to buy a frog? A man wal...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Runs on alcohol] Posted on 2008-12-29 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Beer] Posted on 2008-12-28 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder] Posted on 2008-12-25 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[A great fruit cake recipie You'l...] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Do u really need more proof about d...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Do you really need more proof about...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Drinking fault finder A solution t...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[A beer ? Yeah just one!!] Posted on 2008-12-17 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Bar Bouncer Résumés] Posted on 2008-12-17 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Before and after beer] Posted on 2008-12-17 by POPEYETTE	Note 100.0