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The jokes of the category Elephants

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	[How do you stop an elephant from ch...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[What do you get if you cross a worm...] Posted on 2009-02-24 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[How do you know if an elephant has ...] Posted on 2009-02-17 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[What did Tarzan say when he saw the...] Posted on 2009-02-17 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[What is big, grey and far too dange...] Posted on 2009-02-17 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Why are elephants so wrinkled? Hav...] Posted on 2009-02-17 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Why do elephants paint their toenai...] Posted on 2009-02-17 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Elephant mid-life crises] Posted on 2009-02-15 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Why do elephants have big ears? Be...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What should you give a seasick elep...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Did you hear about the elephant wit...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why did the elephants leave the cir...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How can you tell if an elephant has...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A fool-proof method for sculpting a...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How do you make an elephant stew? ...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How can you tell if an elephant bee...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Q: Why are elephants large, grey an...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Q: Why are elephants wrinkled? A:...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Q: How does an elephant get down fr...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Q: Why don't elephants like penguin...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How do you make a dead elephant flo...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why are elephants wiser than chicke...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A boy with an elephant on his head ...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What do you do with a green elephan...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's grey and lights up? An elec...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why shouldn't you take an elephant ...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my ele...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[When do elephants have 8 feet? Whe...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How to elephants talk to each other...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why did the elephant jump in the la...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why did the elephant walk on two fe...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What do you do with old cannon ball...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Who lost a herd of elephants? Big ...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What do you call the rabbit up the ...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A man was sprinkling some white pow...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why do elephants have wrinkly ankes...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What steps would you take if you we...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Tarzan was tired when he came home....] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What is stronger an elephant or a s...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What can an elephant with a machine...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Bill: "My homework is really diffic...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Teacher: "Name six wild animals" P...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Teacher:"To which family does the e...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Teacher: "Where would you find an e...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why don't elephants like playing ca...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How do you raise a baby elephant? ...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How do you stop an angry elephant f...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What is worse than raining cats and...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What did Tarzan say when he saw the...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How do you hire an elephant? Stand...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[My elephants got no trunk? How doe...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How to you keep an elephant in susp...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Policeman: "One of your elephants h...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What is a baby elephant after he is...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why do elephants have trunks? Beca...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How do you fit five elephants into ...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How can you tell if there is an ele...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why do elephants eat raw food? Bec...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's the difference between an el...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's the difference between an el...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How to you tell the difference betw...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Well I'm not asking you to post my ...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's the difference between an in...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why did the elephant paint himself ...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why do elephants scratch themselves...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why are elephants grey? So you can...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's the difference between a sic...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why did the elephant paint his toen...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What do you call an elephant that f...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[When should you feed milk to a baby...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's grey but turns red? An emba...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What grey, has a wand, huge wings a...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What goes up slowly and comes down ...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's big and grey and lives in a ...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's grey and goes round and roun...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What' s grey, has four legs and jum...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How do you get an elephant into a m...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's big and grey and red? A sun...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's grey, carries a bunch of flo...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's yellow on the outside and gr...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why were the elephants thrown out o...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why did the elephant cross the road...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's big and grey and wears a mas...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What' s grey with red spots? An el...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What time is it when an elephant si...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A