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	[SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFF...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repai...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allow...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyon...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Close...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: A...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any p...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exch...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate ...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea br...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who ...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Barga...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing ...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Where does an Irish family go on va...] Posted on 2009-05-07 by JACK	Note N/A

	[There was an English man a Irish ma...] Posted on 2009-02-17 by FLASH	Note N/A

	[Hear about the skeleton that wore a...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[A Scot from Aberdeen was on holiday...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[A Scotsman was on a fishing trip in...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Wee Hughie was so much troubled wit...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[One day Wee Hughie bought a bottle ...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[At an auction in Glasgow a wealthy ...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[A Scot is emigrating to Australia. ...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Eng...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Why is a Scottish boy with a cold l...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[MacDonald was in poor health. He as...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[A plane was shot down over Iraq and...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[The average Englishman, in his home...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[A Scotsman and an Englishman lived ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[When Big Peter McFlannel dies in Gl...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[SCOTTISH FRUITCAKE RECIPE. You'll ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[ABERDEEN TIPS SAVE petrol by push...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[An Englishman, lecturing on his tra...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Wee Hughie was dying. Tenderly, his...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Three scots and three englishmen ar...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[An Englishman and a Scotsman are dr...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Wee Hughie came into the office an ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[In the old days the English and Sco...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Wee Hughie was in the garden fillin...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[A salesman from England was making ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[An Australian entered a bar and sto...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[A Scottish gift: "It's name use to ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[The MacTavish brothers decided that...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[My wife was the last of 5 Scottish ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[What's the difference between a Sco...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[An Englishman, an Irishman and a Sc...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[McDougal bought two tickets for the...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[A Scotsman went on a week's holiday...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Why do bagpipers walk when they pla...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Why do pipers like to march as they...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Two robbers broke onto a lodging ho...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Hamish was building a garden shed a...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[How do you know if a Scotsman is le...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[An Englishman, and Irishman and a S...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Did you hear about the Scotsman who...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[It was a bitterly cold day on the g...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Young Jock MacTavish got down on hi...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Did you hear about the Scottish kam...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[How do you get a Scotsman to climb ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[A Scotsman wanted to impress his gi...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[King Henry VIII called in the execu...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Two seagulls were flying over the b...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A poor little East End kid was take...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Two little East End kids were paddl...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[I went to the seaside for a vacatio...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[My brother was up in court last wee...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[This nurse was learning first aid. ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[There was me and my brother, in thi...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[We were all in a car and it wouldn'...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[The famous Statesman, William Penn,...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[My brother said, 'You'd better know...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[What do you get when you cross the ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Customer: I'd like a pair of stocki...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	["Who was that lady I seen you with ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Acoustic: Instrument used in billia...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Bacteria: The rear portion of the c...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Coincide: What you do when it start...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Denial: A river in Egypt!] Posted on 2009-02-14 by JACK	Note N/A

	[What did the Spanish fireman call h...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What's the wife of a hippie called?...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter fo...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A woman woke her husband one night ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[MAN ON PHONE: "How long does it tak...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a roo...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	["So I was getting into my car, and ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Traffic policeman: 'Didn't you hear...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A very large car screeched to a hal...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Two men went into a pub, ordered tw...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A man was passing a country estate ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[An English man, a Scottish man and ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Mary was telling her friends about ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Teacher: Where was Magna Carta sign...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Brian: What kind of dog is that? T...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[And why couldn't the loutish baseba...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Definition of a "commentator" - an ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[There was a man who painted rabbits...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What do you get when you toss a han...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Did you hear about the 2 men from t...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[A commercial traveller was passing ...] Posted on 2009-02-13 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I think we're in for a bad spell of...] Posted on 2009-02-13 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[If two is company and three is a cr...] Posted on 2009-02-13 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[The other day, my husband and I bou...] Posted on 2009-02-13 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Let him who takes the plunge rememb...] Posted on 2009-02-13 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who e...] Posted on 2009-02-13 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[An intrepid photographer went to a ...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[THE PERKS OF BEING 50+ 1. Kidnappe...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A woman gets on bus and immediately...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Nelson Mandela is sitting at home w...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A British colonel was walking down ...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[....Then there was the hopeless cas...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A man went into a pet store and sai...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[While hiking in the woods, Nate and...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A man is strolling past a lunatic a...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Three tourists were driving through...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[An Essex girl goes to the council t...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[An Essex girl was driving down the ...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Wee Hughie adored and loved his gir...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[An Englishman, and Irishman and a S...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A couple of hikers were tramping th...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A man goes into a pet shop and walk...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[The Three Bears returned one sunny ...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[An English tourist is on holiday in...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[In the mid-sixties, there was a hip...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[This woman decides to buy a self-as...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Once upon a time there was a famous...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[One fine afternoon an elderly gentl...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A couple of boys were fishing at th...] Posted on 2009-02-11 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Two packets of crisps were walking ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A man goes into a fish n chip shop ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A lad of 12 was a dedicated stamp c...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Bob had been out diving off the Flo...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Railway Porter (cheerfully) - Miss ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A policeman walked over to a parked...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A guy has spent five years travelin...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A minister was asked to dinner by o...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A man was walking down the street a...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[When William Shakespeare went swimm...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A man goes into a fish and chip sho...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A man wants into a bar and asks for...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Two little old ladies were walking ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A hermit was arrested after driving...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A man went into a pet store and sai...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[There has been a theft at Euro Disn...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[What do you get if you cross a frui...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Last night police were called to a ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A woman goes into an antique shop a...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[What is white and furry and smells ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Old Lady: Do you always play by ear...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Villager: It was 'ere that Catherin...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Avenue Road What's wrong with the ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Postman: Is this letter for you? Th...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Last night there was a big fight in...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Saliva drools O.K.] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[I used to dress off the peg, but no...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Tourist: Can you tell me the way to...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Loch ness] Posted on 2009-02-02 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[A lecture about English A lingui...] Posted on 2009-01-18 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[A lecture about English A lingui...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Tips to improve your writing 1. ...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Creative wording - BEING CREATIVE W...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Stop redundancy The Committee fo...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Poem of English Dearest creature...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Spelling checker Eye Halve a Spell...] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Alphabet letters How many letter...] Posted on 2008-12-29 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[The English Language Have you ev...] Posted on 2008-12-29 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Try to settle the dispute There ...] Posted on 2008-12-28 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Irishman declares war Saddam Hus...] Posted on 2008-12-28 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Traveling on the train There was...] Posted on 2008-12-28 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Trapped within a bog Paddy was t...] Posted on 2008-12-28 by JACK	Note N/A

	[A drunk Irisihman falls O'Connel...] Posted on 2008-12-28 by JACK	Note N/A

	[What is this? When the waitress ...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[History of the Bagpipes Concerni...] Posted on 2008-12-22 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Question and answer Q: Did you h...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Angering the Irishman Three Engl...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[English is very strange - Did you k...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by SABICHE	Note N/A

	[Why English is tough Twenty-one ...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Irish girl confesses sins The Ir...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[English is really crazy There is...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[London wheeeeeeeeelllllll] Posted on 2008-12-18 by IBBERRY	Note N/A