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	[Q. What's the hottest thing in the ...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. What do you call a herd of cows ...] Posted on 2009-11-01 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. Did you hear about the Easter eg...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. What do you get when you cross a...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. What do you call an anorexic pro...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. What's yellow and green and eats...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. Why doesn't Smokey the bear have...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. What's the difference between th...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. Did you hear about the new Exorc...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. How many animals can you get int...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. What do you call a van with 5 fa...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. Did you hear about the male pros...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. How can you tell if you eat puss...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. What's soft and warm when you go...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. What do a toilet and a woman hav...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. What is the smallest hotel in th...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[Q. What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown...] Posted on 2009-10-31 by AUTHOR	Note N/A

	[A vampire goes into a pub and asks ...] Posted on 2009-10-29 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. What did the boy vampire say to ...] Posted on 2009-10-29 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. What do you get when you cross a...] Posted on 2009-10-20 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Two brothers have a lifelong dream ...] Posted on 2009-10-20 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. What do you call two lesbians wi...] Posted on 2009-10-20 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. Why does a dog lick its penis? ...] Posted on 2009-10-20 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Three mice are sitting in a bar in ...] Posted on 2009-10-20 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. What do you call a gay bar with ...] Posted on 2009-10-20 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. What's the difference between a ...] Posted on 2009-10-20 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. What's worse then 10 dead babies...] Posted on 2009-10-20 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Construction worker on the 5th floo...] Posted on 2009-10-19 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[A blind man interviews for a job as...] Posted on 2009-10-19 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[The newlyweds are in their honeymoo...] Posted on 2009-10-19 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[One morning a woman was walking out...] Posted on 2009-10-19 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. What's the difference between a ...] Posted on 2009-10-19 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. What's worse than getting raped ...] Posted on 2009-10-18 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. What goes: "CLICK -is that it? C...] Posted on 2009-10-18 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Q. Why did the boy fall off the swi...] Posted on 2009-10-18 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[Coming Soon to a Store Near You: ...] Posted on 2009-03-05 by NACKTDUSCHER	Note N/A

	[Vampire] Posted on 2009-02-26 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[What kind of dog has four legs and ...] Posted on 2009-02-15 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Save paper] Posted on 2009-01-22 by EMMANUEL	Note N/A

	[Come on!! the suspense is killin' me] Posted on 2009-01-18 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Sorry, we ran out of gerbils] Posted on 2009-01-18 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[What's about my finger!] Posted on 2009-01-17 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Where candy corn comes from] Posted on 2009-01-13 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Bless you] Posted on 2009-01-13 by APPLE	Note N/A

	[Prostate examination] Posted on 2009-01-07 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[And you think!] Posted on 2009-01-07 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Yours was an unnatural birth; you c...] Posted on 2009-01-05 by JACK	Note N/A

	[I think you should live for the mom...] Posted on 2009-01-05 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Pizza] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I heard you have hair on your chest...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[We can always tell when you are lyi...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[I'm very careful of how I express m...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[The mind reader had a very busy day...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Even your best friend cheats on you...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[No comment] Posted on 2009-01-02 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Onion rings] Posted on 2009-01-02 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Birth] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Drunk Pumpkin] Posted on 2008-12-30 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Cannibals created the shiskabob] Posted on 2008-12-28 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Somewhere out there is one mean fuc...] Posted on 2008-12-28 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[He is sick!] Posted on 2008-12-28 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Please take care of] Posted on 2008-12-26 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[1c for..... what???] Posted on 2008-12-25 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Sorry for eating the peanuts A m...] Posted on 2008-12-24 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through th...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to ma...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see N...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down ...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the cam...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire! S...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the san...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my he...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! Shu...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough! ...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a ga...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! There's something in ...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[A blind man in a store A blind m...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti! ...] Posted on 2008-12-22 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato s...] Posted on 2008-12-22 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire? ...] Posted on 2008-12-22 by SABICHE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice! ...] Posted on 2008-12-22 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburge...] Posted on 2008-12-22 by ZABOUNETTE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark an...] Posted on 2008-12-22 by ZABOUNETTE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning ...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl? ...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit g...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzaggi...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody runni...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in cir...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing th...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out! ...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa....] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts. ...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I lo...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE ...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all ...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruis...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop ...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner? ...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is ...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is ...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marb...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sister! ...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so sli...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! When will we have thi...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! How come sister gets ...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is ...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tel...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tel...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by ...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by JENNY	Note N/A

	["Come upstairs, son, like a good bo...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by SABICHE	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother ver...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent c...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to ...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent c...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's gu...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing....] Posted on 2008-12-19 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all ...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[We we able to save something] Posted on 2008-12-18 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Sausages] Posted on 2008-12-16 by ELMER	Note N/A