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	[The room was full of pregnant women...] Posted on 2009-10-29 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[I'm only a hypochondriac when I'm f...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Laughter is the best medicine] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[How did the dentist become a brain ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[I don't like my dentist - he's a re...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[I wanted to be a dentist, but I did...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[When I talk people listen with thei...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor to Patient: Do you want the ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[My dad went to the doctor. He said,...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[The doctor said to this chap, 'I'm ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[This woman went to the doctor. She ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[This man went to the doctor. He sai...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Last summer a doctor and his family...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	['Doctor, :doctor, I think I must be...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	['Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing th...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	['Doctor, doctor, little Jimmy has a...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[DOCTOR: Well, Mr Jones, I can't fin...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Patient: 'Doctor, my wooden leg kee...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Patient: 'Doctor, why did the recep...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[A man went to his doctor to find ou...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[At a party a woman was talking to a...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor: Face the window, would you?...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't fe...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[A man walked through the door and s...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[I went to the doctor, it was quite ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Patient: Doctor, you must help me. ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[A man walks into the doctors, he sa...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[The doctor comes in and tells his p...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	["Doctor, doctor I keep seeing doubl...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	["Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowe...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is gi...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking tha...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, every time I drink ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor. My sister thinks s...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor. I can't stop sneez...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[The doctor comes in and tells his p...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, my son's just swall...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel lik...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[A boy called the doctor.. "Doctor,...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor! I'm becoming invisi...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, these pills you gav...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking tha...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustb...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my me...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing thi...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Do...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand ...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep see...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Doctor: I will examine you for twen...] Posted on 2009-06-26 by MARK	Note N/A

	[Three doctors are standing around o...] Posted on 2009-05-23 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[My mum said, 'Doctor, give me somet...] Posted on 2009-03-27 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Medical definition: Dilate. To live...] Posted on 2009-02-17 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[Medical definition: Barium. What yo...] Posted on 2009-02-17 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[scalpel.....sutures......clamp........] Posted on 2009-02-17 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[Last night I was going to kill myse...] Posted on 2009-02-17 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[John was a clerk in a small drugsto...] Posted on 2009-02-17 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[Psychiatrists say that one out of f...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[A man was seriously injured in a ca...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[My physchiatrist told me I'm going ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[A psychiatrist is a person who will...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Why did the airline pilot go to see...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Danny: My year of psychoanalysis wa...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps igno...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Why go to a psychiatrist when you c...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[A woman went to a psychatrist and s...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[One psychiatrist meets another on t...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Start to load cancer, please] Posted on 2009-01-29 by NUMEROBIS	Note N/A

	[Once there was a person who studied...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ELRINZ	Note 100.0

	[Brain transplant "How can I ever...] Posted on 2009-01-21 by PEPITO	Note N/A

	[Some last minute requests A man ...] Posted on 2009-01-21 by PEPITO	Note N/A

	[A lesson about blood flow and circu...] Posted on 2009-01-20 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Doctor goes to a bar A doctor ma...] Posted on 2009-01-20 by MANOLITA	Note N/A

	[Research mammals A research grou...] Posted on 2009-01-20 by MANOLITA	Note N/A

	[A very happy psychic I am not a ...] Posted on 2009-01-20 by MANOLITA	Note N/A

	[Cough syrup] Posted on 2009-01-15 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Doctor A man goes to the doctor ...] Posted on 2009-01-12 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Doctor and lawyer A doctor and ...] Posted on 2009-01-12 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Man goes to a dentist A man went...] Posted on 2009-01-11 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Reverse psychology] Posted on 2009-01-10 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Proctologist] Posted on 2009-01-08 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Does it hurt when you do this? D...] Posted on 2009-01-08 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[I'm gaining weight doctor Trish:...] Posted on 2009-01-08 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[My son swallowed the can opener ...] Posted on 2009-01-08 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[Did you ever have this before? D...] Posted on 2009-01-08 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[We need to help these people A d...] Posted on 2009-01-08 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[Did you take the patient's temperat...] Posted on 2009-01-08 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[Do you have a solution? A patien...] Posted on 2009-01-08 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[Preventive medicine belief Mary:...] Posted on 2009-01-08 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[Get a heart transplant A new arr...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[A very interesting fact Doctor: ...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Going crazy with confusion A psy...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Delivering a baby A country doct...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Help me with my hair doctor Pati...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[What is your problem? Doctor: Wh...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[Will this operation hurt me at all?...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[The results of the X-ray Patient...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[A man with a glass eye is here to s...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[A doctor is complaining to a mechan...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[I want to lose some weight A man...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[People are ignoring me A patient...] Posted on 2009-01-07 by MAGGY	Note N/A

	[Diet] Posted on 2009-01-07 by 7HEAVEN	Note N/A

	[Go to the hospital Four expectan...] Posted on 2009-01-06 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Driving exams worry me Liz: I ge...] Posted on 2009-01-05 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[You're in great health Doctor: Y...] Posted on 2009-01-05 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Will I live any longer? Patient:...] Posted on 2009-01-05 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Pass out in shock The man passed...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Shall we clone] Posted on 2009-01-04 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Problems remembering Patient: Do...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Doctor, should I file my nails? ...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I would like to havea second opinio...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I think I need a pair of glasses ...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Put me into a fighting mood Pati...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Get me an ambulence now A man, a...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[The Code of Ethical Behavior for Pa...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[We are the best of friends The p...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[The bad and the worse news A man...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I've got good and bad This old m...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I have bad and very bad news Doc...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Can I play the piano once these are...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Bad temper problem Patient: Doct...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[An invisible man is here to see you...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I can't find the cause of your pain...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Would you please do me a favor? ...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Letters from charities I am alwa...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! Pa...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[How much will this cost me? Pati...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[The prison hospital Prisoner: Lo...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Benefits of having Alzheimer's dise...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[What should I do then? Patient: ...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Is she feeling any better? Docto...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[I have good news and bad news Pati...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[ODE TO A CLONE - By John Scalzi ...] Posted on 2009-01-04 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Your insight is 20/20] Posted on 2009-01-02 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[No! No! No, Nurse...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Your eating too much fiber] Posted on 2008-12-30 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Which floor] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Veterinary Hospital] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Joe Chemo] Posted on 2008-12-30 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Could you please?] Posted on 2008-12-29 by JACK	Note N/A

	[I keep tossing my cookies] Posted on 2008-12-28 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[How long have you felt?] Posted on 2008-12-26 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Caffeine addict quiz : Do you wa...] Posted on 2008-12-25 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Aristote discovers the prostate pb] Posted on 2008-12-25 by DAFFY	Note N/A

	[Amnesia Clinic] Posted on 2008-12-25 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Recent technological breakthrough] Posted on 2008-12-25 by ZABOUNETTE	Note N/A

	[Finish the start My therapist to...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Good afternoon] Posted on 2008-12-23 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Q: Why don't blind people skydive? ...] Posted on 2008-12-23 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[The tests are back] Posted on 2008-12-21 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Nonsense! You're a fine figure] Posted on 2008-12-20 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Congratulations, Honey] Posted on 2008-12-20 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[After a bad accident Patient: I'...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by GERVAIS	Note N/A

	[Early man vs modern man] Posted on 2008-12-19 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Sure the medicine cured him!!] Posted on 2008-12-19 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[A funny guide about medical termino...] Posted on 2008-12-19 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[You've got male] Posted on 2008-12-18 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Well, actually i'm just a bad vet] Posted on 2008-12-18 by POPEYETTE	Note N/A

	[Advanced Medicine An Israeli doc...] Posted on 2008-12-17 by IBBERRY	Note N/A

	[Morgue] Posted on 2008-12-16 by POPEYETTE	Note N/A

	[Our researches did not make] Posted on 2008-12-15 by POPEYETTE	Note N/A

	[I'm well enough] Posted on 2008-12-15 by POPEYETTE	Note N/A

	[Your husband must be suc...] Posted on 2008-12-15 by NUMEROBIS	Note N/A