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	[A child's favorite one day is never...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[When you need to carry a child they...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Shortest distance between 2 points ...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[No matter how many times over a veh...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[If there is no traffic there will b...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[The oldest or cheapest vehicle has ...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[The louder the car alarm, the more ...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[A quiet intersection never has any ...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Regardless of how fast you go, some...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Your car will run out of gas where ...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Whatever side of the pump you park ...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[When there is a very long road upon...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[If you are late, and stuck in the r...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[A flat won't occur while you have s...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[The less you want to be somewhere, ...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[A flat will occur during the heavie...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[There's always parking space when d...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[When you waive the extra insurance,...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[The cleaner the windscreen, the str...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[If your working under the hood of a...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[The temperature of vinyl seat cover...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[When there are three other cars on ...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[You finally save up enough to fix y...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Being dead right doesn't make you a...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Washing your car constitutes a rain...] Posted on 2009-09-01 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Mulligan’s in CAS do not exist and ...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Gun safes really aren’t. A safe...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Electric powered gun carts don’t re...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Golf carts used as gun carts are st...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[When needed, the closest Wal-Mart w...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[After laying out everything in prep...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Bridle’s don’t belong in the honeym...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[If you use hard rubber tires they w...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Two holsters worn on same side alwa...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Cowboys should never invite their h...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[No matter how carefully you load yo...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[The night before you leave you will...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[On any other day, you can't stay aw...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Not all cowboys can operate a jig b...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Just like guns, spurs really can lo...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[All cowboys wearing yellow, leather...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[If your rifle and handguns are not ...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Elvis, dressed like a cowboy in whi...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[No matter how good you are with a l...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Only cowboys can wear yellow leathe...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[If you’re absolutely positive that ...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[If you think you saw Elvis at EOT d...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Gen. George Patton really did say t...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[All cowboys who insist on wearing a...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[All cowboys who wear a shot shell, ...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Horse blinders really don’t.] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[38s really aren’t mouse guns; their...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[Don’t ever shoot a wimp; they will ...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[38s really aren’t wimp loads unless...] Posted on 2009-08-24 by DONNA	Note N/A

	[In 5-card draw always count the car...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[All CB shooters are proven, profess...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[The only thing a cowboy loves more ...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[A hair trigger really isn’t. Pe...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[All BP shooters by nature have real...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[Hard wood grips will crack the firs...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[If the stage calls for 10 rifle rou...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[You can always ID a Marlin man by t...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[If used, sun block will always get ...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[If you ask the cost of playing CAS ...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[skate and dance to show tunes are t...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[No matter how many carts you have m...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[If the last shot for a clean match ...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[One flat bed trailer loaded with ar...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[Green, pink & yellow dress suit not...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[The time you locate that gun you’ve...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[All cops who stop cowboys going to ...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[If it’s dark outside boots will alw...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[No matter how the plate is position...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[Murphy's cowboy action shooting (CA...] Posted on 2009-07-12 by THERULES	Note N/A

	[The bus schedule should be known as...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If two or more bus routes go to one...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's bus laws If its raining, ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's lotto laws You check the ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The first person in line when the c...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Expect to get your pay raise the sa...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[As soon as you discontinue the IV l...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The patient who has been dying all ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's nurses laws When you need...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's photography laws You are ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Fireman proof - isn't If you fo...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If only one solution can be found f...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Don't ever be the first, don't ever...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The item of equipment that usually ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[A clean and dry set of overalls is ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Crew Leaders, not GOD, make priorit...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Uniforms only come in two sizes, to...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's volunteer bushfire brigade...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Pinking shears get dull just by loo...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Your lost needle will be found by y...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The fabric you forgot to pre-shrink...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's sewing laws Fusible inter...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Professional criminals are predicta...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Your two minute "back-up" is always...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Your weapon was made by the lowest ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If you respond to more than your fa...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Radios will fail as soon as you nee...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[It only becomes a riot right after ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The easy ways are always blocked. ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[No matter how you write it, the Des...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Not wearing body armor attracts bul...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's military police laws Your...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[On an extended Crime Scene, when so...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Always be sure to give the guy who ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The number of people who lock their...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The likelihood that you are speakin...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The longer you've been a cop, the s...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If you drive your patrol car to the...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If a cop swings a baton in a fight,...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[High speed chases will always proce...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's Law is proof that God is i...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Drink more water than you think tha...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Laws of War in Iraq: If it makes s...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Tanks should never leave the establ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Your radar will not pick up the ene...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Afterburners aren't. Air Brakes...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[IED's will be placed frequently in ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If you're close enough to actually ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Any helicopter pilot story that sta...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Running out of pedal, fore or aft c...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The BSR (Bang Stare Red) Law: The ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[When you need to use the bathroom -...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[When you need Apache's, they'll be ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[You never have fire support in heav...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[It is better to be lucky than good ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[War does not determine who is right...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Stay away from officers in combat, ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Proximity factor: The need for reli...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Flying is better than walking. Walk...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[There is no such thing as a fair fi...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Medals are OK, but having your body...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Happiness is a belt fed weapon. ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Cover your Buddy, so he can be arou...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Three things you will never see in ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[You're only better than your enemy ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If you can see the flashes from the...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[When in a fire fight, kill as many ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Avoid loud noises, there are few si...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The only time suppressive fire work...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The problem with taking the easy wa...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Walking point = sniper bait. Yo...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The enemy never monitors your radio...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Odd objects attract fire - never lu...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Don't ever be the first, don't ever...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[All-weather close air support doesn...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[A Purple Heart just proves that wer...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[To steal information from a person ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[For every action, there is an equal...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The more a weapon costs, the farthe...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The enemy never watches until you m...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If the Platoon Sergeant can see you...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Interchangeable parts aren't. I...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Mines are equal opportunity weapons...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If you can't remember, the Claymore...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[When both sides are convinced they'...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Radar tends to fail at night and in...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If the enemy is within range, so ar...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If you are short of everything but ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The important things are always sim...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[No OPLAN ever survives initial cont...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Never go to bed with anyone crazier...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If it's stupid but it works, it isn...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Friendly fire - isn't. Recoille...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If you didn't cite something, that ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[When you have worked out something ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If you study hard for that importan...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Problems that you can work won't be...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[One college student in a hot rod ca...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Dinning dollars are always short in...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[There is no such thing as a stupid ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[When there's a teacher that everyon...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Law of Inanimate Motion, also calle...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Law of the Compounding of Murphy's ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The English language, e.g. It's a p...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Penza's law about math's lessons T...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[All librarians will be happy to hel...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Hansen's Library Axiom The closest...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Duggan's Law of Scholarly Research ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Seeger's Law Anything in parenthes...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[First Law of Final Exams Pocket ca...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Laws of Applied Terror 1. When re...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[Laws of Class Scheduling 1. If th...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If the instructor teaches art, the ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The school board will make a better...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[If the instructor is late and does ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[A meeting's length will be directly...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The clock in the instructor's room ...] Posted on 2009-07-08 by SNAKE	Note N/A

	[The insurance inspector always show...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The hardware store closes five minu...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Tenants only lock themselves out in...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[That sweet little girl with the bab...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If it exists, your tenant will try ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Any item that you want to purchase ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Ament's Second Law of Corporate Sur...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Little things make a lot more of a ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The quality of workmanship of any g...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When in trouble change the subject....] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[In a line the biggest order is in t...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If the salesperson says, "All you h...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Slog all day and no-one notices, ta...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The more you like a product, the mo...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Once a job is fouled up, anything d...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Zain's Nutcracker Law The best tim...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Ray Geist When you see an item in...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The longer the title, the less impo...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Getting the job done is no excuse f...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[At work, the authority of a person ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The employee who has performed his ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[People who go to conferences are th...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The more pretentious a corporate na...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Anyone can do any amount of work pr...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Everything can be filed under "misc...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[There will always be beer cans roll...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Eat one live toad first thing in th...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[It doesn't matter what you do, it o...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Murphy works for Microsoft. In fact...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[as soon as you download a big file,...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Leet speak is nothing more than som...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The more pop-up screens you have, t...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[You only receive instant messaging,...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you're in a hurry, your computer...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Software Reliability: Investment i...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A program that compile on the first...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[No matter how big a hard drive you ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[No matter what problem you have wit...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When the Downloading Window says "9...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you make the letters in your Wor...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Format C: fixes all Law of Compu...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[75% of the bugs laws in this page c...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[An employee rank is in inverse prop...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The only thing worse than an end-us...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you forget to save you're work e...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The longer it takes to download a p...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The chances of a program doing what...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The faster you need a hardcopy, the...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The only program that runs perfectl...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A quarantined virus - will be opene...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Most computer errors can be attribu...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Every non-trivial program can be si...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The most ominous words for those us...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Each computer code has five bugs, a...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Debugging is at least twice as hard...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Computers don't make errors-What th...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[In a transistor circuit protected b...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Any manufacturer making his warrant...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[All Constants are Variables. Con...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The maintenance engineer will never...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[No matter how good of a deal you ge...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When you finally buy enough memory,...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The probability of a hardware failu...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Adding manpower to a late software ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A hardware failure will cause syste...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A failure in a device will never ap...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Bugs will appear in one part of a w...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If a program is useful, it will hav...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Stationary engineering law never u...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Any given program will expand to fi...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Law of Repairmen: The repairman fi...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[First Law of Linear Equations: Giv...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A device having an indestructible c...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Assaf's Laws of Replacement Parts ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The more you want to contact someon...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The less intelligent the idea, and ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you think you understand science...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The proposed size of any project is...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Equivalent replacement parts aren't...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Somers' Law of Repair: No part eve...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The probability any machine breaks ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Maintenance department neglect cust...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The boss is always right. Corollar...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Karl Imhoff was a German engineer w...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[In today's fast-moving tech environ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[In electronics repair the part with...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The Rossemblat Graphic Insult Theor...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The most ominous phrase in science:...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Interchangeable tapes won't. Nev...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A screw will never fit a nut. S...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[You can never tell which way the tr...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The more urgent the need for a deci...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The remaining work to finish in ord...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The degree of technical competence ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If something breaks, and it stops y...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Any instrument when dropped will ro...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Fill what's empty. Empty what's ful...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Work smarder and not harder and be ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When all else fails, read the instr...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you can't understand it, it is i...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Computers are unreliable, but human...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Any circuit design must contain at ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The primary function of the design ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Arthur C. Clark A computer makes ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[To err is human, but to really foul...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The first myth of management is tha...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Nothing ever gets built on schedule...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[An expert is one who knows more and...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If builders built buildings the way...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Logic is a systematic method of com...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	["safe sex" - isn't or Definition ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	["All women are neurotic; all men ar...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[You'll think of a great line to say...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Rebillot's Law of Infertility: You...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you get it, it will be taken awa...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Even when a man is listening, he's ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[You don't fall in love, you fall in...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Being told that someone doesn't wan...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[You may get off on a cheap hooker b...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[love can be your best friend and/or...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The difference between love and the...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you love her/him, s/he doesn't l...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson law f...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Marriage is the ending of a perfect...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Everything that glitters, is not WE...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The boyfriend of the girl you like ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[You never truly know a significant ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Beaches law: If you think a girl i...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The love of your life will only wan...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Not everything takes longer than yo...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex ends all interest. Cute now...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Loving someone to much may be cause...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Any "Why" question, has no answer, ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The most intelligent statements wil...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[(wo)man = time + money time = mone...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If (s)he wants to dump you, (s)he w...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Halmos law: To get your significan...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The other side lawyers are always b...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Beauty is directly proportional to ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Being told your the nicest guy they...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex is not the answer. Sex is the q...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The length of a relationship is dir...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Kracke/Malenka Law: Good from far,...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Men are like buses: another one wil...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Procrastination is a lot like mastu...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[As soon as you break up the man (or...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The best men (or women) are always ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Even the most beautiful woman in th...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The more you want a women the least...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The day you decide to tell you're g...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Being honest with someone will alwa...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Love is blind. Marriage is an eye o...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[You'll always catch fever before th...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If it seems perfect today, tomorrow...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If any things will happen on the fi...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Marriage is the greatest leveler. ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The size of the pencil is not as im...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The amount of members of the opposi...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The ABC rule: If A is attracted to...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you are interested in someone, a...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex on the TV can't hurt you unless...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Before falling in love do take your...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[if a man has it he won't want it, ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[In Romance; and in Finance we play ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When all else fails, have hope E...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[(for the ladies) Try and try as you...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The man shalt not win the argument ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The hornier someone is, the less li...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When with your girlfriend you will ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you go behind a girl you are hea...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Love makes believers of us all. ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The Key to a woman's heart is an un...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[No one is as fascinating as they th...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you believe a relationship can't...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[You get the best sex from the worst...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[It doesn't matter HOW good it was, ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Show me a husband who won't, I'll s...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If a man speaks deep in the forest ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Love and high-school must NEVER go ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you're heart is broken, sweep up...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Although it may seem like that on t...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[It's always easier to get a partner...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When a man wants his wife to hear, ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[An ex-wife/husband will always be "...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Nothing improves with age.] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	["This won't hurt, I promise."] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Love is the delusion that one woman...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Never go to bed mad, stay up and fi...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[There is no difference between a wi...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Never say no. Don't do it if you ca...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[It is better to be looked over than...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[What matters is not the length of t...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A woman never forgets the men she c...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Never argue with a women when she's...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Abstain from wine, women, and song;...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Never lie down with a woman who's g...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Thou shalt not commit adultery........] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[It is better to have loved and lost...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Love is the triumph of imagination ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[You cannot produce a baby in one mo...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[One good turn gets most of the blan...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex is a three-letter word which ne...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Do it only with the best.] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Love is a matter of chemistry, sex ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If the effort that went in research...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Love is a hole in the heart.] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Love your neighbor, but don't get c...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[There may be some things better tha...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Before you find your handsome princ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex discriminates against the shy a...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[It was not the apple on the tree bu...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The game of love is never called of...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sow your wild oats on Saturday nigh...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex is hereditary. If your parents ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When the lights are out, all women ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The best way to hold a man is in yo...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[It is always the wrong time of month.] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex is dirty only if it's done right.] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The qualities that most attract a w...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Never sleep with anyone crazier tha...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[When a man's wife learns to underst...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Virginity can be cured.] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Smile, it makes people wonder what ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex is one of the nine reasons for ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The world does not revolve on an axis.] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Love comes in spurts.] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A man is only a man, but a good bic...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Never stand between a fire hydrant ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes righ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Folks playing leapfrog must complet...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A man can be happy with any woman a...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If you get them by the balls, their...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[A man in the house is worth two in ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex is like snow; you never know ho...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[No sex with anyone in the same office.] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex appeal is 50% what you've got a...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex takes up the least amount of ti...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex takes up the least amount of ti...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Sex has no calories. There is n...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[No matter how many times you've had...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Nothing improves with age.] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The more beautiful the woman is who...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Availability is a function of time....] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[If it seems too good to be true, it...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Nice guys (girls) finish last. ...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Every kind action has a not-so-kind...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The best things in the world are fr...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Money can't buy love, but it sure g...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The amount of love someone feels fo...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[Brains x Beauty x Availability = Co...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[The nicer someone is, the farther a...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[All the good ones are taken. If...] Posted on 2009-07-07 by ZECHUCK	Note N/A

	[All vacations and holidays create p...] Posted on 2009-01-06 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[When you don't know what to do, wal...] Posted on 2009-01-06 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[No one gets sick on Wednesdays. ...] Posted on 2009-01-06 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[Machines that have broken down will...] Posted on 2009-01-06 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[When confronted by a difficult prob...] Posted on 2009-01-06 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[If it wasn't for the last minute, n...] Posted on 2009-01-06 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[If you are good, you will be assign...] Posted on 2009-01-06 by JENNY	Note N/A

	[There is never enough time to do it...] Posted on 2009-01-03 by MANOLITA	Note N/A

	[The last person that quit or was fi...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Important letters that contain no e...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws To err is hum...] Posted on 2009-01-02 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws Never delay t...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws Everything ca...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws If at first y...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws When the boss...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws Never ask two...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws You can go an...] Posted on 2009-01-01 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws The more pret...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws Keep your bos...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws The more crap...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws Mother said t...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws Don't be irre...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws Eat one live ...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws There will al...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Murphy's work laws A pat on the ...] Posted on 2008-12-31 by JACK	Note N/A

	[Murphy's nartial laws No matter ...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's nartial laws In an othe...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's nartial laws After year...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's nartial laws After a fl...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts I...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts T...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts T...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts T...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts T...] Posted on 2008-12-21 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

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	[The best-looking woman on your flig...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[The crying baby on board your fligh...] Posted on 2008-12-20 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

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