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	[Q. What's a diaphragm? A. A trampo...] Posted on 2009-10-18 by DUDE	Note N/A

	[To keep your milk sweet, leave it i...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Don't use a big word where a diminu...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Don't drive faster than your guardi...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Don't be hasty; prosperity will kno...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Learn from the mistakes of others. ...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Which of my enemies told you I was ...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALAR...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE.....] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I K...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CH...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HA...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[The world is coming to an end. Plea...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[They who drink beer will think beer] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[The tree of life is self pruning] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Call it incest - but I want my mummy] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Incest - A game the whole family ca...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Crime does not pay ... as well as p...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I don't believe in miracles. I rely...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Why do people with closed minds alw...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Avoid senseless contradictions with...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I never drink water. Fish fuck in it] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Warning: I can go from 0 to "Horny"...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I used to be schizophrenic, but we'...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Money can't buy everything. That's ...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Silence is one great art of convers...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Religions change, but beer and wine...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[If you are on the wrong road, why run?] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Confuse the world -- smile all day ...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I'm in search of myself. Have you s...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[A bachelor can only chase a girl un...] Posted on 2009-10-09 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Car ok. Driver needs servicing] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I'm an optimist, but I don't think ...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I always take life with a grain of ...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[There is a very fine line between a...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[A bartender is just a pharmacist wi...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Hell was full, so I came back] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I tried phone sex - it gave me an e...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[If the universe is expanding, why t...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Health is merely the slowest possib...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[A woman without a man is like a fis...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I feel like I'm diagonally parked i...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I hate life, I hate death and every...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Pride is what we have. Vanity is wh...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Double your drive space: Delete Win...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[You don't have to be crazy to be a ...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[We are an impossibility in an impos...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Originality is the art of concealin...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Honk if you love peace and quiet] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[My other toy has tits] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, K...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Stupidity does not qualify as a han...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Don't assume malice for what stupid...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[43.3% of statistics are meaningless!] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Keep honking... I'm reloading] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Atheism is a non-prophet organization] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[How do I set a laser printer to stun?] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, exce...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Illiterate? Call This Number for Help] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a ...] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[The Earth Is Full - Go Home] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[The gods too are fond of a joke] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Wink, I'll do the rest!] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[He who laughs last thinks slowest] Posted on 2009-10-08 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Anything to excess is unhealthy, in...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Harassing someone about smoking can...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Early to rise, early to bed, makes ...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Eat it today. Tomorrow it will be b...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Prayer in the schools? Algebra in t...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Don't judge people by their relatives] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Suicide is illegal, punishable by d...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[It is illegal to make liquor privat...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[If you're too open minded, your bra...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I am seeking a punishment Mistress ...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Early to bed, early to rise makes p...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[A procrastinator's work is never done] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[The best contraceptive for old peop...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Save fuel, get cremated with a friend] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Striving for mediocrity in a world ...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Not only is life a bitch, it has pu...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Take everything in moderation. Incl...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Ever stop to think, and forget to s...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Consciousness: that annoying time b...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Lottery: A tax on people who are ba...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[A dirty mind is a terrible thing to...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[We are born naked, wet and hungry. ...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Give me ambiguity or give me someth...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[It's lonely at the top, but you eat...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nic...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Sex on television can't hurt you un...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I took an IQ test and the results w...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Rainy days and automatic weapons al...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Your gene pool could use a little c...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[God must love stupid people, he mad...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Lord save me from your followers] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I don't have to be dead to donate m...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Out of my mind. Back in five minutes] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Reality is a crutch for people who ...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Jesus paid for our sins... now lets...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I'm not a complete idiot, some par...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[To all you virgins, thanks for not...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Don't take things for granted. It's...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Earth is the insane asylum for the...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large value...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Don't wear earmuffs in a land of ra...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[My inferiority complex is better th...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Life is too important to take serio...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[The time is what you make of it] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Not all men are annoying. Some are ...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[A mind is like a parachute. It does...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Before your mouth starts driving......] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Laws are like bones; they're made t...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Fu...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Smile, it's the second best thing y...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[In God we trust; all others must pa...] Posted on 2009-10-07 by DAPHNEE	Note N/A

	[Anyone can give up smoking, but it ...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[I got a gun for my wife, best trade...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[WANTED: Meaningful overnight relati...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[I used to have a handle on life, bu...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Some people are alive only because ...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[I don't suffer from insanity, I en...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Reality is an illusion created by a...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[If ignorance is bliss, you must be ...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Born free... taxed to death] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[The sex was so good that even the n...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Plagiarism is copying from one sour...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Money talks, but not when it's in a...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Don't take life too seriously: You'...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Don't drink and drive. You might hi...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Sex is not the answer. Sex is the q...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Always remember you're unique, just...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[I can resist anything but temptatio...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Torture the data long enough and th...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[I used to be indecisive; now I'm no...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[Fighting for peace.....is like forn...] Posted on 2009-10-06 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[El pasto de las llamas se incendió....] Posted on 2009-05-20 by CAMINO	Note N/A

	[If at first you don't succeed, dest...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[You can pick your friends, and you ...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Lead me not into temptation -- I ca...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[If bankers can count, how come they...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Paranoids are people, too; they hav...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[There were these two peanuts walkin...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Do ya guys wanna hear a cookie joke...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Don't worry if you're a kleptomania...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[You know it's going to be a bad day...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[You can tune a piano, but you can't...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[To err is human, to moo bovine.] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Time flies like an arrow, but fruit...] Posted on 2009-05-14 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[If a person with multiple personali...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why is a carrot more orange than an...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why does sour cream have an expirat...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why do scientists call it research ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[If vegetarians eat vegetables, what...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Don`t think that you`re thinking. I...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Everyone has a photographic memory....] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Energizer Bunny arrested, charged w...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[How do you tell when you run out of...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why is the alphabet in that order? ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Do infants enjoy infancy as much as...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[When cheese gets its picture taken,...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[If olive oil comes from olives, whe...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why do they sterilize needles for l...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Do they have reserved parking for n...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Is it true that cannibals don't eat...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[If it's tourist season, why can't w...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why do scientists call it research ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Since Americans throw rice at weddi...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[If it's true that we are here to he...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[If quitters never win, and winners ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[I went to a bookstore and asked the...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Those who live by the sword get sho...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[If vegetarians eat vegetables, what...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[This land is your land. This land i...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELEA	Note N/A

	[If horrific means to make horrible,...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Why is a person who plays the piano...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Why do croutons come in airtight pa...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[When someone asks you, "A penny for...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Why do women wear evening gowns to ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[If all those psychics know the winn...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[I went to a bookstore and asked the...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[If man evolved from monkeys and ape...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[If most car accidents occur within ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[If the black box flight recorder is...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[If you're born again, do you have t...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[If work is so terrific, how come th...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[If the #2 pencil is the most popula...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[If one synchronized swimmer drowns,...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[If love is blind, why is lingerie s...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[If all the world is a stage, where ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Dancing is a perpendicular expressi...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Ambition is a poor excuse for not h...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Eagles may soar, but weasels don't ...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[How do I set my laser printer on stun?] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Do infants enjoy infancy as much as...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Does the Little Mermaid wear an alg...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Before they invented drawing boards...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[Why is the word big so little and t...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[The early bird gets the worm, but t...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[I tried sniffing Coke once, but the...] Posted on 2009-02-14 by ELMER	Note N/A

	[A born loser: Somebody who calls th...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[A consultant is a person who borrow...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Diplomacy is the art of saying "nic...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Impeccable: having immunity to wood...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one b...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Capitalism - the survival of the fa...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Court of law - the place where a su...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Paradox - two physicians.] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Justice - a decision in your favor.] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Wedding - a funeral where you smell...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Accountant - someone you hire to ex...] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[Consciousness - the time between naps.] Posted on 2009-02-05 by AXEL	Note N/A

	[The journey of a thousand miles beg...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	["I am" is reportedly the shortest s...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by MICKEY	Note N/A

	[For Sale: Parachute. Only used once...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[If you jogged backward . . .would y...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Why do they call it the Department ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Big...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[The light went out, but where to ? ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Why is the word abbreviation so lon...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[People seem to read the Bible a who...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[If a train station is where a train...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Why is the alphabet in that order? ...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Why do banks charge you a "non-suff...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[Why do people without out a watch l...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[How come you press harder on a remo...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[When companies ship Styrofoam, what...] Posted on 2009-02-04 by BUNNY	Note N/A

	[If a turtle doesn't have a shell, i...] Posted on 2009-01-28 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[When sign makers go on strike, is a...] Posted on 2009-01-27 by ARCHAOS	Note N/A

	[What do you do when you see an enda...] Posted on 2009-01-26 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell...] Posted on 2009-01-26 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[The trouble with doing nothing is t...] Posted on 2009-01-26 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[If you throw a cat out a car window...] Posted on 2009-01-26 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Is it a law of nature that women ha...] Posted on 2009-01-26 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[After you lose an election, will th...] Posted on 2009-01-26 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[Where do forest rangers go to "get ...] Posted on 2009-01-26 by MANGO	Note N/A

	[When you go into court you are putt...] Posted on 2009-01-26 by JENNY	Note N/A

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